What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 11:08
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
What! how could you do that?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
True - how I loved my mum!
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.